I don't speak 'zat French' either, but I'm pretty sure foot to the face is universal to everyone.
DARK SIDE CLUB TOURNAMENT
Does anyone care who wins? No one? Okay. Moving on.
FINAL CRISIS #4
We need more Flash Facts. Make a list. Bonus points if it doesn't include, "A Flash always dies during a Crisis.".
But does it have a boxing glove on the end?
Pages like this justify my Must Read verdict for this week's Final Crisis.
MS MARVEL #32
This is probably the most painful looking moment for the week and comes courtesy of a Year One-style origin flashback for Ms Marvel.
NEW AVENGERS #46
Here we have the identity of the demon possessing the Hood's cloak revealed and it's none other than Dr Strange's long time nemesis, Dormammu.
My fabulousness will not be diminished by posting this either.
I'll just leave this one here for you.
SECRET INVASION #7
While it's great to see Clint picking up the bow and being Hawkeye again, it's pretty disappointing to see heroes, in general, killing without any remorse. Call this a war if you want, but it's still a bunch of grown men and women in tights with super powers and that makes it still about super heroes to me and I just don't think this is how super heroes should be acting. Kill when there are no other options, but to just kill without batting an eye is something the Punisher or villains do, not Hawkeye or any other hero.
SUPERMAN: NEW KRYPTON SPECIAL #1
Think Superman never gets mad or thinks about letting loose on his enemies? Think again. This dream sequence post-funeral shows just what Superman wants to do to Brainiac and it ain't pretty.
There were a few pages of Superman and Lois dealing with their grief, but I think this final page for that particular part of the issue sums up just how much this affected Superman.
General Lane, Lois' supposedly dead father, was revealed here as the mystery badguy that's been plaguing Superman recently. It's interesting that he is now recruiting Lex Luthor. I wonder if they'll touch on the whole President Luthor storyline where, I think, these two were last together.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #127
Yeah, I think this would probably rate up pretty high on the crazy meter, even for someone like Peter. Does the Gwen clone have control of the Carnage symbiote or is it starting to take control here?
X-MEN LEGACY #217
In the word's of the immortal Austin Powers, "That's not a woman, baby, that's a man!". Creepiness factor for Wolverine's son, Daken, and Mr/Mrs Sinister just went through the roof.