Damn it Two-Face, do you know how hard it is to get a giant penny down here?
Okay, I thought the whole Bat-Face costume was a joke for Battle for the Cowl promotion. I don't think I can take this seriously, even with Bagley drawing it.
Was lazy, so didn't bother merging these pages all together. It's Deadpool in San Francisco.
High fives for everyone!
I'm actually curious as to why Deadpool isn't horribly disfigured. I know he's not looking too hot here, but he usually looks like burnt hamburger. Looks more like a mild case of jaundice mixed with a skin rash.
As long as he doesn't wear the Marvel Girl costume again, I'm fine with him joining the X-Men.
Ghost Riders: Heaven's On Fire #2
I don't know who this is, but he's my new best friend.
Similarly, I have no idea who these people are, but it looks cool and I assume it's all the villains from Aaron's run on the title, so looks promising.
Justice League: Cry for Justice #3
She's crying. For justice.
Bruce is Batman in case you were wondering. Since he's dead, Hal obviously believes there's no way that information being said in front of a villain could possibly come back and hurt Dick or Tim or any of the other Bat family members. They were probably going to mind wipe or kill him anyways. They were torturing him anyways and have done the whole mindwipe before, so I guess if the building hadn't blown up, it wouldn't have mattered anyways.
Let's kill promising foreign super heroes, the Global Guardians, so we can put over a character that is a complete joke outside of his Grant Morrison written early appearances. Sounds like a plan, also adds that edgy violence and gore factor all the kids love.
Marvel Zombies Return #1
Zombie sense. That's brilliant. However, where'd Mysterio's head go? Is he just brains in a jar in this universe?
Sandman got so freaked out by the zombie Spider-Man, he went crazy and attacked the real one with full force and, well, looks like he's been taking it easy on Spidey all these years...
Strange Tales #1
The Inhuman story was mostly about Lockjaw not being able to get his gormet dog food for supper as the Inhumans were interrupted by different villains over and over. Each time, Lockjaw would show up to put the beat down on the villain, such as the above Annihilus showdown.
It ended with Lockjaw taking down Maximus and using his crown to open the dogfood himself.
Spidey moves to a new spider people town. MJ makes him special jello...
That makes his webs pink. Everyone laughs at him. This story was one big WTF of crazy goodness.
Cyclops peeping in the girl's locker room is my favourite. Wolverine wedgy problem is up there, too.
Pimpin' ain't easy! Actually, this Modok story was crazy, mostly due to the ending. It follows his life through the years as he tries to perfect a weapon, each new time period has him with some lady AIM agents in a tub post-hero battle.
If my magic soup told me something, I'd believe it, too.
All unicorns are evil, making the evil part of his evil unicorn statement redundant. Seriously, a horse with a horn and magic powers and crap? He doesn't have that for self-defense. Unicorns freak me out man.
Dr Strange uses all his powers to suppress the urge to yawn. Truly the most heroic thing he's ever done.
Finally, we learn why Namor keeps coming back to the surface, despite his constantly letting us know how much he hates us.
Easy Watcher joke, but great little short for a credits page.