While there was a bit more subtext throughout the issue, these were the two pages that explain why (not really) MJ and Peter broke up.
Peter's current relationship troubles don't seem to be going too well either. And, apparently, Chameleon only made out with Michelle on the floor of the apartment instead of having sex like was implied.
Amazing Spider-Man Presents: White Venom #1
Yo dawg, I herd you like White Venoms so we put White Venoms in your comics so you can comic while you comic.
We need a House-like Anti-Venom show/comic where he diagonsises villains and random people.
Atomic Robo: Shadow From Beyond Time #5
Note Jenkins in the bottom left corner.
Wait, did they just steal my "he/she got better" joke?
Batman and Robin #4
And here I thought Morrison didn't like All Star Batman & Robin, yet here he is paying homage to it with the hood talk.
And this passes for 'normal' in Gotham City.
Blackest Night #3
*#$% yeah, Indigo-1! 'Bout time they showed up.
God, I liked you better when you couldn't speak English.
I think there are people behind those text balloons.
Bitchin' death, man.
Dark Avengers #9
That is one sweet bike.
Loved Ares this issue. Bendis has treated him like a pure meathead in most appearances, but this was the first time he's felt like the Ares from his miniseries a few years back.
Is Sentry going to be the new Kenny from South Park? I imagine he'll be back next issue similar to Deadpool with the "Respawn LOL" sign.
Dark Wolverine #78
This was perfect in light of the news of Disney buying Marvel.
Dark Reign: The List - Daredevil #1
Wonder what Lady Bullseye's plan is working with Kingpin. Just revenge on Daredevil and Izo?
The new Hand footsoldiers from the preview for DD #501 look amazing. This art style is much better and suits Daredevil compared to what Tan produced in the main story, too.
Invincible Iron Man #18
Yes, Tony just punched that kid in the face.
Ultimate Armor Wars #1
Words fail me at how perfect that painting of Tony in the background suits his Ultimate Universe counterpart.
Vengence of Moon Knight #1
Holy crap, this is easily my moment of the week. Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. Moon Knight kicked that car over on its side and then surfed it down the road.
Cyclops trying to boss the addled Dr Doom...
...and the aftermath of Cyclops's actions.